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? What is ALIENATION? Picture this: you're hanging out online, minding your own business, when a troll crawls out from under its bridge and starts causing chaos. Comment sections implode. Friendships dissolve. Perfectly reasonable people suddenly feel like strangers on their own planet. That, dear Earthling, is alienation — and trolls have been the galaxy's leading manufacturer of it since the dawn of the internet. Trolls don't argue in good faith. They poke, provoke, and vanish. They show up uninvited, flip the table, and blame you for the mess. They are the reason your uncle now believes the moon is a government projector. They are why comment sections need moderators, moderators need therapy, and therapy needs a waiting list. ? So where do the trolls go? Great news! If you're a troll who genuinely enjoys the chaos — the prodding, the baiting, the gleeful watching of discourse unravel — there's actually a place for you. Divided Party (DiP) welcomes you with open (if slightly suspicious) arms. ? dividedparty.github.io You see, DiP is an international political party built around the radical idea that people can disagree on almost everything and still share a community. Members agree on a short list of things they promise not to do to each other. And here's the kicker: trolling didn't make the list. That's right. Trolling is not among the agreed-upon prohibitions at Divided Party. So technically, by the letter of the DiP constitution, you're free to troll away. Whether your fellow members will appreciate it is, of course, a completely separate matter — and arguably the most entertaining social experiment of our time. ? Why $ALIENATION? Because every troll leaves a trail of alienated humans in their wake, and someone had to put that energy on-chain. $ALIENATION is the coin of the trolled, by the trolls, for the vibes. Half alien, half troll, fully on-chain. "Hello Troll, my old friend..." ?